~*~AUTHORESS’
CORNER~*~
(The scene is a
(seemingly) small, dark room. In the very center of the room, a light
shines directly onto a young girl about 15 years old. She has on a green,
spaghetti-strapped tank top, dark-colored denim jeans, and a thin, black
headband holding back her medium-length, dark-blonde hair. A silver
necklace around her neck spells out the word “AUTHOR”. She is sitting a
rather short, wooden desk in a black beanbag chair, facing the reader)
Me: I’m baaaaaaaaa-aaaaack! And guess what?
Finals…aced! Okay, well not
really, but I did pass ‘em all! And
you know what THAT means….
(G-boys pop up into
realm)
Duo: You’re gonna quit writing
fanfictions and go join a convent?
Me: uh…no…
Duo: damn
Me: riiiiight…. 0.o…
anyways…it means that I’m back with more fanfictions, and the conclusion
to the E-mail surveys!
Wufei: (still fuming about “his”
chapter) is that a good thing or a bad thing?
Me: (ignoring him) I decided long
ago that I wasn’t going to do EVERYBODY from the show, but I figured that while
I was at it, I might as well type in Sally’s responses…after all, aside from
Meiran, she’s Wufei’s “counterpart”…
Wufei: WHAT?!?!?
Me: (still ignoring him) so why
not hear what she has to say? And since this is the last of the GW character’s
responses, that is why she doesn’t send the e-mail to anybody else.
Wufei: and then we can all go home
and do our best to forget this whole thing.
Me: no…and then I send you back
to my OTHER fic!
Wufei: Oh, when will the humanity
end!?!?!?
Me: (thinks for about a sec,
because any longer would hurt) Is Armageddon soon enough?
Wufei: no
Me: then tough…up next: Sally
Poe!
(Scene fades out to
Wufei rambling on and on about something…kami knows what it is THIS time…)
Wufei: (voice rising out over the
darkness) I HEARD THAT!!!
(uh…yeah…)
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Sub: Questions
(survey)
Message:
>>>Fill out
the answers to the following questions, reply, then e-mail them off to a
friend. (No lying! Tell the Truth!)
Name people call
you:
“Sally”; “Poe”; “Water”; “Cinna-bun”; “damn onna” (I know how ya feel,
Meiran…imagine putting up with him at work! -_-‘)
(A/N- ha!
I can beat that; try putting up with him in all your
pre-fanfic-author’s-notes!)
The nice
nicknames:
“Poe”; “Water”; “Cinna-bun” (and we can all thank Duo for that one…)
The god-awful
nicknames you hate to be called:
“Damn Onna”
(A/N- aww, don’t
feel bad, Sally…he calls ALL women that…even ME!)
Pets: none
Parents: none
Siblings
(biological or adopted or both):
none
Age in dog years: 19 times 7 would be….133
(A/N- @.@ for the
life of me, I haven’t a clue how old Sally is, but I’ve been told she
was 18 in the series, so I’m just gonna go with that…plz let me know if that’s
her real age or not!)
~*~FAVORITES~*~
Color? Cinnamon-brown
Animal? (Dragons?) Personally, I
like Panda Bears
Song? “What it feels
like (for a girl)” (betcha Wufei never listened to that one)
Book?
The Perfect
Storm
Movie: The Perfect
Storm
(A/N- hmmm…I’m
noticing a pattern here, are you?)
Foods: Chicken
Toothpaste: Strawberry…it does
exist, pplz!
Flower(s): Roses
~*~Miscellaneous~*~
Thing that you
would love someone to do for you that no one ever has: Give me the day off…
Dream that came
true: …still
praying for a vacation….
(A/N- yeah, and I’m
still praying for an “Endless Waltz” Television Sequel, but that ain’t
happenin’ either!)
Do You Believe in
Shooting Stars: (
::sweatdrops:: uhh…I don’t think that’s what the question meant, Wufei) I do
Do You Believe
In Men from Mars:
sure…why not?
Do You Believe
in UFO’s: yeah
Do You Believe
in Love at First Sight: I
suppose, even though I don’t really like the mushy stuff…(oh, boy…I’ve been
working too much!)
Do You Believe
in Eternity: heck-yeah!
Do You Believe
in Soulmates:
sure
Do You Believe
in Prince/Princess Charming:
I will if I ever meet him
(A/N- (does
impression of “Mouse” from the show Reboot) if ya do, send him my way, sugah!
^_~)
What’s more
important-love or money:
love
What do you feel
guilty about right now:
I’d say taking a minute or two off patrolling to check my e-mail, but I
don’t really feel guilty about that
What is the last
thing that made you smile:
(tsk,tsk…don’t be a sore loser, Wufei!) My
phone conversation with Une
-Laugh: (I’d like to see YOU
attempt to cook!) see above
-Cry: (-_-‘ he just doesn’t
learn) I dunno
What do you
need/want right now: a
vacation
Do you obey
rules: yes
Do you really: …maybe…::grins::
(A/N- …so in other
words, no)
Who is the last
person you shared a secret with:
Lady Une/Noin
Been in love
before: (
that’s okay, Wu-man…we all know your answer ^_~ ) not me
Been to Outer
Space:
…well, duh!
(A/N- I’ll take
that as a “yes”)
Coffee or tea: (yes, coffee is for the
strong…and also for those who hafta stay up all night listening to Wufei rant
on and on while on the job! -_- zzzzzzzzz) COFFEE!
Blanket or
stuffed animal:
actually, either
Color of socks
that are on you now:
white
Favorite Number:
20
When was the
last time you went to the hospital, and why:
(yeah, she told me on the phone the other day about the adoption) A few
weeks ago, I took a friend to the hospital when she went into labour…it was a
boy, FYI
(A/N- …what? She was considered a doctor, and
she is older than the other characters….)
What color is
your bedroom:
pastel colors
What do u do
most when you're bored:
I go to the movies
What
word/phrase/saying do u use too much:
“Rodger that!” (geez, I have been working too hard!)
What Friend
lives the farthest away:
Miss Relina
Most annoying
thing:
Wufei on a justice rant
(A/N- ya know, I’ve
been wondering about that, so I’ll leave it up to you guys/gurls, the
readers….What IS more annoying: (fanfic) Duo, or Wufei-on-a-justice-rant? Lemme know…I’m interested in finding
out the results to this!)
Best things: Coffee…coffee…and
more coffee, ‘specially for pulling late-nighters
What time is it
now: it’s
around 11-ish
How glad are you
this thing is over:
…..[am I really supposed to write something here?]…..
(A/N- ‘ya just did,
“Cinna-bun”!)
Attached
Message:
>>
Your fondest
memory:
Heh…the time Duo came for a “visit”, and nearly drove Wufei crazy on the
job…not very good for work, but it sure was entertaining!
(A/N- wow…and Duo
still alive?)
Most
Embarrassing memory: (
heh…I can just picture it now…Wufei having to get married to a girl who
couldn’t fit his personality better. The thought of Wufei wearing ceremonial
clothing is hilarious enough for me!) my last blind date…..(don’t ask)
(A/N- okay, I
won’t)
You know it’s
love when…: (heh…good
one, Quatre) um…got me; never been in love before
( A/N- ya…u said
that already)
Something you
wish you could take back:
currently? Offering Wufei a job as
a Preventer…(j/k!)
Person you
consider yourself closest to:
Probably Lady Une
One thing others
find irritable about you: my
bossiness
One thing you
find irritable about yourself:
The fact that I’m so much older than the others…laugh all you want, but
it’s really annoying!
Where are
you right now: work
Where would you
like to be:
home…asleep…
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Me: (sits back from the middle
computer on desk) voila!
Wufei: and I suppose you expect us to
clap or something?
Me: ( still ignoring
him)
Duo: I’ve been wondering
something…
Me: yes?
Duo: …how come you have THREE
computers on that desk of yours?
Me: oh!
(points to the one on the right) This one is for chatting….(if you’d
like to know my aolim, check my profile), the one on the left is for
research/reading fanfictions, (points to the one directly in front of her) and
this one right here is for writing my fanfictions
Heero: (Zero-system look)
must…destroy…computers…omae o kourosu….
Me: nice try, but these things
are bullet-proof; you think I’m that stupid?….
G-boys: (opens their mouths to
reply)…
Me:(cuts then off before they
can say anything) never mind.
Quatre: personally, I’m surprised you
made it through an entire fiction without bringing any of your friends into the
sto- (mouth gets clamped shut by Duo, Heero, Wufei, and Trowa)
(suddenly, giggling
can be heard from the shadows….)
Wufei: now look at what you’ve
done!
Heero/Duo: Baka!
Trowa:
do you have anything to say for yourself?
Quatre: …oops?
(from the Shadows,
emerges…Miellie-chan, Ashy-chan, and Rachy-chan…..Wufei runs for his life)
Miellie-chan: (squeals with delight)
WUFFIE!!!!!!!!! (chases after him)
Wufei: aaaaaahhhhhhhhh! (runs like
heck from Miellie-chan)
All others: O.o oookay……
Me: Hehe…20 bucks says she
catches him within the hour!
Ashy-chan/Rachy-chan/Duo/Heero/Trowa/Quatre: You’re on!
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